Earthquake Early Warnings

I was fired by the National Weather Service five minutes after they hired me for going into their code base and renaming all the tornado warnings to "tornado spoiler alerts."

xkcd

5년 전

Everyday Excuses

Everyday Excuses

MonkeyUser

5년 전

Wardrobe

If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.

xkcd

5년 전

QA Best Practices

Geek&Poke

5년 전

Eat your veggies

RaphComic

5년 전

53 Cards

Well, there's one right here at the bottom, where it says "53."

xkcd

5년 전

Percent Milkfat

"So what's dark energy?" "Cosmologists and the FDA are both trying very hard to find out."

xkcd

5년 전

Edge Cases

Edge Cases

MonkeyUser

5년 전

Faculty:Student Ratio

They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)

xkcd

5년 전

Chemistry Nobel

Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.

xkcd

5년 전

How Old

We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]

xkcd

5년 전

Cell Phone Functions

... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...

xkcd

5년 전

You Build It, You Run It

Geek&Poke

5년 전

Hours Before Departure

They could afford to cut it close because they all had Global Entry.

xkcd

5년 전

There Are No Stupid Questions

Geek&Poke

5년 전

College Athletes

Their signature play is the three-point combinator, a recursive offense which is guaranteed not to halt and continues accumulating points until the buzzer.

xkcd

5년 전

S3cur1ty

S3cur1ty

MonkeyUser

5년 전

Product Description

Product Description

MonkeyUser

5년 전

Fresh Pears

I want to sell apples but I'm still working on getting the machine to do the cutting and grafting.

xkcd

5년 전

Superhero

RaphComic

5년 전